Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are Hindus waiting for end of days aka Karma-gettin’?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What happened when Jesus brought the dead pigs back to life?
He turned slaughter into swine!
(8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the aerosol spray that militant Northern Irish Catholics have been using to kill rival Protestants? They call it in-sect-ocide.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
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