After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Atheists lack creed ability.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
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