Mobile technology has not freed mankind from slavery. This, despite the promise of the self-own.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Believe human freedoms are paramount? You’re a rights supremacist!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Candy factories rely on sweet shop labour.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...TOTAL BULLONEY
Dear Pun Gents, anti-bullying awareness is coming up in our hospital and we’re looking for a good slogan to put on a pink t-shirt. Any ideas would be sooooo appreciated! ~Helen, Parry Sound, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This is a tease hurt
- I like intimate dating, not intimidating.
- This is not a bully market
- Sorry, I’m just not following the threat?
- I’ve [literally] got something on my chest – back off bullies
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Dear Pun Gents, something about freedom of religion I can use in a skit (eg for ‘peaceful assembly’, a kid making a lego sculpture) ~Aiedail, Livonia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rapper: Christ Cross
- Buddha Man [Boo the Man]
- Old people who’ve had joint replacement surgery enjoy freedom of wors hips
- Bible? In this country you can buy whatever bull you choose.
- Those who practice religious oppression will get a few pious in the face.
- Hindu what you want
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