Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
sports
Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
Homeless men in New England are standing in line – it’s Soup Bowl Sunday!
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
Mountaineers got really confused during the Why-K2 Crisis.
Wayne Gretzky puns are hokey. I’m so tired of that schtick. It’s always the same pucking thing. No more Mr Ice Guy!
My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”
If karate is a form of kung-fu, is kickboxing a form of toe-fu?
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Trekkers love poetry – especially hikeus.


