Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?
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For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
I got an email about a eunuch, but to reply would have been ‘re: dickless‘.
A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
The high flying JPEG lawyer was embarrassed to have lost his case to a plain tiff.
I’ll shuffle my Excel spreadsheet data only as a last re-sort.
Despite his claims, Al Gore didn’t invent Facebook and Twitter. He just said “So shall the Net work.”
Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.