At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
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