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05/11/2023

The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.

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04/13/2023

The motivational speaker was fired for causing too much strive in the workplace.

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04/05/2023

Do watch repairmen work over time?

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03/21/2023

Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.

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02/04/2023

Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?

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01/04/2023

During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.

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08/02/2022
You can get kicked out a strip club for mam-handling the workers.
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03/31/2022

Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?

Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!

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12/25/2021

Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?

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11/18/2021

Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.

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