My socialist friend thinks that hiring non-union labour to build a partition is indie fence-able.
the workplace
Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”