Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.
the workplace
The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
It’s hard to be the mayor of Sanaa – you’re surrounded by Ye men.
If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.
I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.
My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.
WORK-LAUGH BALANCE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun related to my area of writing and speaking — Humor in the Workplace — that might serve as a blog title or a chapter title in a book. It could related to any sub-themes related to the benefits of humor, such as ‘Laughter is the best medicine’ or ‘Humor boosts productivity and sales’ etc. ~Mike, Canmore, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Work to Laugh, don’t live to work
- Work-Laugh Balance
- Be Sure Your Job Ha-Has Benefits
- New Business Juggernaut? We Call it Giggle.
- The Benefits of Laughter? Just Giggle It
- Snickering really satisfies you
- Guffawlow the Leader
- The Pun is Mightier
- ROFL has ROI
- Can’t Wait to Get to the Ha-Hawffice