The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
the workplace
I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.
NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.
The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.
Quitting a job I don’t like is my only resign for leaving!
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Working in Mexico doesn’t peso good.


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