the workplace

TEMPEST IN A PEE CUP

Dear Pun Gents,
My work team needs a clever name for a marathon. We do pre-employment screening tests, e.g. drug tests, breath-alcohol tests, physicals, etc. Nothing too vulgar because we are representing our company, but clever and funny would be suitable. Please help!
~Sarah, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Testy Feelings
  2. Tempest in a Pee Cup
  3. Running some Tests
  4. Urining for Victory
  5. The out of breathalyzers
  6. Big Screen Thrillers
  7. The Hired Stuff
  8. Who Let the Drugs Out
  9. Physical Labour
  10. HRmy
  11. Run to the Bathroom
  12. Vial Behaviour
  13. No Test for the Wicked
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BRINGING SEXY FEEDBACK

Dear Pun Gents, we’re trying to come up with a fun name for a wall display showing the good feedback we get about our email help desk at work. So far I’ve only been able to come up with “the rating’s on the wall.” ~Muirean, Dublin, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. ResPonzi Scheme
  2. How wall are we doing?
  3. The Wailing Wall
  4. This wall is carved in comment.
  5. Eval-holla
  6. Email Mall
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MAKING A BAG DIFFERENCE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m organizing a Brown Bag penny rolling party for my branch. It’s a fundraiser and contest supporting the United Way corporate campaign. Need puns. ~Samantha, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Penny for your thoughtfulness
  2. Rock and Roll
  3. Penny rolling: A Night at the Copper-a
  4. B/c donating to United Way makes Cents
  5. It’s a Coin Job
  6. Penny Pals
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WEBBED ENTHUSIASM

Dear Pun Gents, we’d like to recognize staff members who help keep our website up-to-date and accurate and would like a clever name for such an award. ~Julie, Richmond, VA (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HTML Baby One More Time
  2. Site for Sore Eyes Award
  3. Kicking RSS and Taking Names
  4. The Blog Monster
  5. CMSter of the Universe
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KICKS KATS

Dear Pun Gents, we need two team names for a management vs. employee charity kickball game. All employees work customer service for a large satellite television provider. Names must be HR appropriate, but can be a slightly inappropriate pun (ex. Kickin’ Grass). ~Kim, Huntington, WV

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Super HRoes
  2. Manage a Trois
  3. Corporate Punishment
  4. Emplohyenas
  5. Staff Infection
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INFO-ATTAINMENT

Dear Pun Gents, we’re updating our clients information and have to call people to update/confirm email addresses. We’re forming teams to do it in. Any ideas? Cheers! ~Marlon, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Address for Success
  2. Track Team
  3. Emailleability
  4. The Check is in the Email
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Let me tell you about the reek I’ve had: First off, I work at the ol’ factory. But a few days ago I ran into some cash problems, so I asked my boss for a smell favour. What was I stinking! Now I have to avoid her, cuz she nose I odour money. Hmm, maybe if I stop wearing deodorant to work, they’ll give me a high-ranking job?

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