The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Those who make cross-stitching puns are knit-wits. No more barbs or needling!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What is a Quaker truck driver’s favourite band?
Hall and Oates.
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