I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In the US presidential primaries, vegetarians are overwhelmingly supporting the Democrats. To them Mitt is murder, and there’s no glove lost.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!
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