The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Those who make cross-stitching puns are knit-wits. No more barbs or needling!
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Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name for charity bowling tournament. Fairly clean is the requirement. The company sells hunting and fishing licenses if you can work that in. ~Helen, Nashville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Hooker’s Lane.”
2) “Spare Fishers.”
3) “Shotgun alley.”
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Did you hear that the esteemed auto-maker Toyota has a problem with cats getting caught in a certain model’s fan-belts? It would seem their funky little econo-box is a Scion of fur-chew!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Did you hear that the esteemed auto-maker Toyota has a problem with cats getting caught in a certain model’s fan-belts? It would seem their funky little econo-box is a Scion of fur-chew!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Porn stars have a social conscience too – in fact, many of them are mouthpieces for Am Nasty International. However, despite their best efforts, millions remain in bondage.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was looking for a place to roost, so I went to the poultry hotel to chick inn. The guy at front desk was a bad egg (he called me a pecker!) but despite his unpheasantness I didn’t fly the coop: after all, it was only hen bok-boks a night. ‘Only hen clucks,’ I thought. I agreed to the feed, and was given free range of the place.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
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