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All Puns for January, 2008

01/31/08

I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.

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01/30/08

Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!

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01/29/08

The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.

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01/28/08

NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!

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01/27/08

Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.

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01/26/08

The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.

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01/25/08

THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.

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01/24/08

The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.

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01/23/08

In the US presidential primaries, vegetarians are overwhelmingly supporting the Democrats. To them Mitt is murder, and there’s no glove lost.

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01/22/08

I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.

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