I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.
In the US presidential primaries, vegetarians are overwhelmingly supporting the Democrats. To them Mitt is murder, and there’s no glove lost.
I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.