The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Those who make cross-stitching puns are knit-wits. No more barbs or needling!
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Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name for charity bowling tournament. Fairly clean is the requirement. The company sells hunting and fishing licenses if you can work that in. ~Helen, Nashville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Hooker’s Lane.”
2) “Spare Fishers.”
3) “Shotgun alley.”
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Did you hear that the esteemed auto-maker Toyota has a problem with cats getting caught in a certain model’s fan-belts? It would seem their funky little econo-box is a Scion of fur-chew!
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Did you hear that the esteemed auto-maker Toyota has a problem with cats getting caught in a certain model’s fan-belts? It would seem their funky little econo-box is a Scion of fur-chew!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Porn stars have a social conscience too – in fact, many of them are mouthpieces for Am Nasty International. However, despite their best efforts, millions remain in bondage.
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Even in ancient Rome, they had bankruptcy problems. Cassius and Brutus were partners in a chain of liquor marts, and were almost too successful. While the shops started out with good trade, they failed to carry adequate stock and customers grew tired of not getting the amphorae they came for. Eventually Cassius had to break the news that they were broke. “The fault is not in our stores, dear Brutus, but in our shelves.”
When the Scotsman who had trained my seeing-eye dog finally gave the leash over to me, he also gave me clear instructions to give him a wee bit of beer each day. Apparently he thought it was ale for what guides ye.
I was explaining to my friend how I use special shears to prune the branches on my rose bushes. All of a sudden he starts telling me about how he was circumcised at the age of 22, and he doesn’t like someone speaking about cutting anything. Talk about a set of non-secateurs!
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Dear Pungents, Please give unto the world a pun regarding government. ~Colin, Sherwood Park, Alberta, Canada
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “I live in a satirical state. It’s a them-mock-racy.”
2) “Politicians should take care in a demockracy – a sassy nation is always a possibility.”
3) “We’d try to think of US government puns, but we’re too bushed.”
4) “Does Japan have a buy-camera parliament?”
5) “It’s no surprise that Hillary is running for president – she always wanted to be the senator of attention.”
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