Does boxing cause concussions? The evidence is spars.
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Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
Good-looking women are not what they seem, in Belarus.
I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
Macchu Picchu: Where face-recognition technology was developed.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cad’oh! [if you are French]
- Don’t make me box your ears.
- Sorry, that’s a wrap!
- Look who’s stocking now.
- Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
- Do I detect a note of Presentment?
Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for my roller derby name. Based on my legal name (Kim Demone), my stature (small), my place of origin (east coast-Nova Scotia), or my hockey background. ~Kim, Canmore, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Mary Timer
- Demone Child
- Nikki Nova Scotia
- S. Kate Blades
- Bladey Jane