Good-looking women are not what they seem, in Belarus.
Macchu Picchu: Where face-recognition technology was developed.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cad’oh! [if you are French]
- Don’t make me box your ears.
- Sorry, that’s a wrap!
- Look who’s stocking now.
- Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
- Do I detect a note of Presentment?
Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for my roller derby name. Based on my legal name (Kim Demone), my stature (small), my place of origin (east coast-Nova Scotia), or my hockey background. ~Kim, Canmore, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Mary Timer
- Demone Child
- Nikki Nova Scotia
- S. Kate Blades
- Bladey Jane
Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.
When I pass the sugar, I do it violently. My nickname is the Hurry Cane.
Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors.
Was Helen Keller born without hearing? Deaf innately not.
After Timberlake went to that famed Ukrainian watershed – he wrote ‘Crimea River‘.