Good-looking women are not what they seem, in Belarus.
Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
Macchu Picchu: Where face-recognition technology was developed.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cad’oh! [if you are French]
- Don’t make me box your ears.
- Sorry, that’s a wrap!
- Look who’s stocking now.
- Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
- Do I detect a note of Presentment?
Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for my roller derby name. Based on my legal name (Kim Demone), my stature (small), my place of origin (east coast-Nova Scotia), or my hockey background. ~Kim, Canmore, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Mary Timer
- Demone Child
- Nikki Nova Scotia
- S. Kate Blades
- Bladey Jane
King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.
When I pass the sugar, I do it violently. My nickname is the Hurry Cane.
Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors.