It’s the end of the colander. Have funnel on new year’s sieve.
Does boxing cause concussions? The evidence is spars.
Australian bestiality porn is known for its high koala titty production values. Some titles include Out back and the Tasmanal Devil. You won’t roo your purchase. Watch as much as you Canberra, dingo emus yourself. If you haven’t Adelaide in a while, don’t worry. You’ll meet a lover with a new zeal and zest.
Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
Good-looking women are not what they seem, in Belarus.
My friend speared a midget in the eye with her new boobs. I guess that’s what happens with imp-lants.
I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.