Good-looking women are not what they seem, in Belarus.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Macchu Picchu: Where face-recognition technology was developed.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...PRESENT ABSENCE
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cad’oh! [if you are French]
- Don’t make me box your ears.
- Sorry, that’s a wrap!
- Look who’s stocking now.
- Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
- Do I detect a note of Presentment?
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...DEMONE CHILD
Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for my roller derby name. Based on my legal name (Kim Demone), my stature (small), my place of origin (east coast-Nova Scotia), or my hockey background. ~Kim, Canmore, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Mary Timer
- Demone Child
- Nikki Nova Scotia
- S. Kate Blades
- Bladey Jane
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.
(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...When I pass the sugar, I do it violently. My nickname is the Hurry Cane.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors.
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