October, 2013 :: PunGents.com

Wallace and Gromit are the best! That is today’s pro claymation.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.

(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Golf makes me so nervous that I puke. I guess that’s barf for the course.

Golf makes me so nervous that I puke. I guess that’s barf for the course.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.

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If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Egypt’s failed hydro dam, aka the Joule of Denial.

(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)