October, 2013 :: PunGents.com

10/31/201310/31/2013

Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.

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10/30/201310/30/2013

If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.

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10/29/201310/29/2013

Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.

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10/28/201310/28/2013

Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.

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10/27/201310/27/2013

Wallace and Gromit are the best! That is today’s pro claymation.

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10/26/201310/26/2013

Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.

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10/25/201310/25/2013

If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!

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10/24/201310/24/2013

I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.

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10/23/201310/23/2013

If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.

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10/22/201310/22/2013

A pirate ship is assailing vessel.

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