Wallace and Gromit are the best! That is today’s pro claymation.
I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.
Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
Golf makes me so nervous that I puke. I guess that’s barf for the course.
What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.
First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.
If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.
Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean.
If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?