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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for October, 2013

10/31/13

Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate theĀ soles of the dammed.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/30/13

If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/29/13

Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/28/13

Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/27/13

Wallace and Gromit are the best! That is today’s pro claymation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/26/13

Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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10/25/13

If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/24/13

I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/23/13

If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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10/22/13

A pirate ship is assailing vessel.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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