Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.
Wallace and Gromit are the best! That is today’s pro claymation.
Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!
I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.
A pirate ship is assailing vessel.