Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t weight – be an astronaut.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Abe Lincoln’s famous speech to commemorate the opening of the first McDonald’s in 1863 was known as the Get-cheeseburger Address.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...#DASHTAG
Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- #Dashtag
- #Scavengeance
- #ScavengeIsSweet
- #HuntingPuns
- #AttilaTheHunt
- #Scaviar
- #foundaquarter
- #25nonsense
- #the25thpercentfile
- #quartercenturions
- #aginglikeafindwine
- #finderstweeters
- #quartersearch
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The most racist kind of poetry is probably spoke N-word.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Carsickness drives me queasy.
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