Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
Don’t weight – be an astronaut.
Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.
Abe Lincoln’s famous speech to commemorate the opening of the first McDonald’s in 1863 was known as the Get-cheeseburger Address.
I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
The most racist kind of poetry is probably spoke N-word.
Carsickness drives me queasy.