Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.
Abe Lincoln’s famous speech to commemorate the opening of the first McDonald’s in 1863 was known as the Get-cheeseburger Address.
I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
Carsickness drives me queasy.
Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
I’m afraid your critique of my gift decorating technique is a mis-wrap presentation.