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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for October, 2016


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10/30/16

RAZOR LITTLE HELL

Dear PunGents, I need a roller derby name!! I want something feminine but intimidating. My friend is Maimin’ Dame — I’d love something along those lines, I’m a hairdresser by trade. My last name is Funk. I drive a Jeep but whatever you can come up with! ~Rebecca, Albany

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Scissor Sister
  2. Edward Scissorlegs
  3. Cutie Cuts
  4. Cuttles
  5. What The Funk
  6. Slice-za Minelli
  7. Razor Lille Hell
  8. Jeep Thrills
  9. Jeep Trick / Jeep Trixie
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10/14/16

The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

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10/13/16

What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.

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10/12/16

In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.

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10/11/16

If I show anyone my cuckoo clock, I’ll be a laughing’s tock.

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10/10/16

If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.

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10/09/16

Where are the worst hotels? A: Texas, the lone star state.

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10/08/16

Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.

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10/07/16

How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?

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10/06/16

How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say ¬†’I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’

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