RAZOR LITTLE HELL

Dear PunGents, I need a roller derby name!! I want something feminine but intimidating. My friend is Maimin’ Dame — I’d love something along those lines, I’m a hairdresser by trade. My last name is Funk. I drive a Jeep but whatever you can come up with! ~Rebecca, Albany

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Scissor Sister
  2. Edward Scissorlegs
  3. Cutie Cuts
  4. Cuttles
  5. What The Funk
  6. Slice-za Minelli
  7. Razor Lille Hell
  8. Jeep Thrills
  9. Jeep Trick / Jeep Trixie
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JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jayne in the Neck
  2. JayneKiller [Painkiller]
  3. Jayne and Juice
  4. Brewed Tall Force
  5. Miss Pinky
  6. Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
  7. Gina and Tonic
  8. Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
  9. Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
  10. Rap PunZel
  11. Gangstalina Jolie
  12. Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
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