Many orphanages are a ward winning.
Do optometrists clean their teeth?
Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”
The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!