Many orphanages are a ward winning.
Do optometrists clean their teeth?
Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”
The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!