Many orphanages are a ward winning.
Month: February 2019
Do optometrists clean their teeth?
Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”
Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.
NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.
If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
Why do children love hotel rooms?
Because they have a fondness for suites!