Many orphanages are a ward winning.
Month: February 2019
Do optometrists clean their teeth?
Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”
Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
My imagine hairy friend was quite hirsute.
My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.
NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?