The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.

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Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.

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Michael, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito and Randy were so horny. They should have been renamed the Klaxon 5.

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