May, 2019 :: PunGents.com

Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.

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Retracing Rachel and Ross’ relationship requires a Friendsic scientist.

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I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.

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I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.

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Fascism was heil-ly popular in its day.

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These days all airlines offer services such as wifi and Sky pee.

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What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?

A pauncho.

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Trekkers love poetry – especially hikeus.

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The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.

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I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.

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