Retracing Rachel and Ross’ relationship requires a Friendsic scientist.
Month: May 2019
I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve goneĀ cooler blind.
The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
African news channel? Al JaZebra.
Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
Michael, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito and Randy were so horny. They should have been renamed the Klaxon 5.
Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!