In the Bible, which of St. Paul’s letters explains how to make tea’?
Month: April 2020
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?
It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”
What do you call a tavern in Spain?
Bar-saloona!
It’s hard to be the mayor of Sanaa – you’re surrounded by Ye men.
Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.