The strict elementary school principal suspended any student who came down with laryngitis. He did not approve of hoarseplay.
My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.
A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…
Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
The Denver Broncos quarterback bought part of the team. It’s being called the Tebow stake.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
NED: Someone stole rosemary from my garden!
NED: Yes – I feel quite dissed herbed!
To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
The largest rear end I ever saw was an ass tonne ishing sight.