The strict elementary school principal suspended any student who came down with laryngitis. He did not approve of hoarseplay.
A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…
What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
NED: Someone stole rosemary from my garden!
NED: Yes – I feel quite dissed herbed!
To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
Do BMWs run on assholine?
Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.