The strict elementary school principal suspended any student who came down with laryngitis. He did not approve of hoarseplay.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do BMWs run on assholine?
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How can you spot an illegal immigrant? By their deportment.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I painted my house a boring, neutral color. Still, I’m proud off-white I’ve accomplished.
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