Heinz recently improved the recipe for its tomato sauce. The rest of the industry was left playing ketchup.
Month: October 2022
Annual bird migrations are hard to predict. They’re in a constant state of flocks.
Do Pat and Rhain ever hang out in Starbucks?
Yes, it’s a sign of PunGentrification.
I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
How would you describe most songs about farts?
Quite smell odious.
Somebody, please, tell me who Tony Miceli’s daughter is? I want Samanthas to my question.
Scratch and Sniff Inc. is shutting down the ol factory, by odour of the CEO, who said staying in business no longer made scents.
If someone is vomiting, call emetic.
After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in.
Xenophobic vampires are foreign neck haters.