Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
Month: October 2022
The trees are haunted in Eritrea.
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit theĀ ancient mooins.
Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.
My friends and I exhumed a tibia. It was quite the shin dig!
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.
How did the illiterate tyrant sign his name?
‘X marks despot.’
In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.