How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I get turned on by clown colleges. There’s something about those taught bawdies.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
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