Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
Month: February 2023
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
Do mathematicians like dessert?
Yes – the pi is endless!
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?