I laid some turf, and was accused of sod on me.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Those who box gets in arm’s way.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m no-Z. Can you give me directions to the oo?
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I don’t trust doctors. They’re hippocrates!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Smashing light bulbs is, among other things, unchivalrous. It’s no way to treat LED.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which band’s ride always broke down? Van Ailin’
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
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