I sell plastic pens. I’m kind of a Bic deal.
Month: October 2023
If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
There should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.
Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.
I hate going to Belgium. All that hustle and Brussels!
Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?
A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
Gummy worms taste too Wrigley