I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.
Pun of the Day
What did Fog say to Mrs. Fog?
“I’ve mist you!”
In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
The two pubescent cyclists just discovered the allure of heavy pedalling.
Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.
I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
Positive change can be vary good.
Somebody, please, tell me who Tony Miceli’s daughter is? I want Samanthas to my question.
NED: Are you going to the fumigation convention?
ED: Yeah, I picked up a couple ticks!
Dictator Idi Amin was accused of cannibalism. His was a totaleatarian regime, after all.


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