I ingested a pop can and everything is clear. I feel aluminated.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...ESL students enjoy the Baroque melodies of TOEFLmusik.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Portland undertaker’s society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...A railroad track, aka a pullmanary artery.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...You should always ask your chiropractor for a disc count.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: My lawyer works for me, pro bono…
ED: Really!? Why, that’s fee-nominal!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.
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