The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Accusing me of silencing the wolves would be a bays less accusation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Arborists are underappreciated. They should take a bough.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.
(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I went to Korea and became a cannibal, and I’m leaving happy and full of Choi.
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