Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
Pun of the Day
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
Apples were very expensive in ancient Rome. Worst of all in Pomme-pay.
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.
Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
When someone farts he becomes the scenter of attention.
Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?
Yo’ Semite!
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.


