I want to get a 9 to 5 job, so I’m giving up my fun-loving college lifestyle. I’m so tired of the frat race!
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s a horse’s favourite Beatles song?
‘Hay Chewed.’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...The man who could sit for hours in the steam room, outlasting all others, was crowned swelter wait champion of the world. A real tough saunafabitch.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
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