Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
Pun of the Day
Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
I went to university, but all my professors were crazy. I mean, absolutely nuts! They should have called it Macadamia.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
I must write a new blog entry, post haste!
Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.

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