The good-hearted cannibal ate his children because he believed in random snacks of kin-ness.
Pun of the Day
If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.
Thomas Edison was a cannibal?
Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be oneĀ Ang Lee fellow.
The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.
Was Paris of Troy known for cruelty toward animals?
Yes – when he took a shot at Achilles’ seal.
Despite his claims, Al Gore didn’t invent Facebook and Twitter. He just said “So shall the Net work.”


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