Relaxing music puts me in a calm position.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The best part of working at Cinnabon: the hot and sticky loafmaking #cinnabon
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Parallel barking!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...What do you say after making a video-game joke?
“No pun Nintendo’d!”
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