Rotterdam is a flood risk.
Pun of the Day
German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.
Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
How do statues get rid of sore throats?
By gargoyling.
Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!

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