TIGER SILLIES

Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I are competing in a charity treasure hunt, where the theme is the Chinese New Year. This is the year of the tiger: Got any ‘tiger’ names? ~Dana, Rohnert Park, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Stripe Search
  2. Orange Rover
  3. Claw of the Jungle
  4. Bigcatted Remarks
  5. Tigers love the gnu ear celebrations.
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BALLAH BE PRAISED

Dear Pun Gents, looking for an original and clever name for our adult co-ed kickball team. Our uniform color is black. ~Sarah, Studio City, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kball Guys
  2. The Kballah
  3. Kick Me Kate
  4. The Kickerbockers
  5. Blackballed
  6. Balligerents
  7. Ballkick Bartokomous
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SOCIOPATHOLOGY

Dear Pun Gents, socialists and death – can you do it? Need to beat ‘youthenasia.’ ~Emma, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Marxed for Death
  2. Bad Engel shot
  3. Karl up and die
  4. Left for dead
  5. I Shot Lenin
  6. Communisticable diseases
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THE INCREDIBLE HULL-UK

Dear Pun Gents, we are a tennis team from Hull in the United Kingdom and need a pun about tennis for a t-shirt, the ruder the better. Please help, anything will do! ~Jon, Hull, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Go to Hull
  2. Welcome to hull. You’re ship out of luck.
  3. Many more tennis pun requests here.
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HIGHER EDUMACATION

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun-ny name for an academic blog about youth, media and popular culture. Other topics include fame, celebrity, stardom and television. It’s a blog name, so 1-3 words max, preferably. (I know – it’s hard! But you guys can do it. I have faith) ~Lindsay, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. PhDizzle
  2. The Aca-dame
  3. Mediacademia
  4. Academedia
  5. Academeaning
  6. You’re Higher-ed!
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THIS JUST IN…

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a blog about the crazy things my husband Justin says and does and I am looking for a punny title.  Any ideas? ~Tobie, Winnipeg, MB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This Just In…
  2. Un Just Pun-ishment
  3. The Status Quote
  4. Hear Say
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OAHU-TH OF MARRIAGE

Dear Pun Gents, we’re having custom cozies made for our beach wedding in Hawaii and need a slogan them.  We need something better than “Let’s get Mauied” ‘ cause that’s lame. Thanks! ~Maryann, Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hawaii Doing?
  2. Honeymumu in Honolulu
  3. Ring Beerers
  4. This Beach is Cold
  5. Serve Us Up [Surf’s Up]
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YOU + ME = VD

Dear Pun Gents, something about Valentine’s day like “bee mine” with a bee or “sweet on you” with candy or “nuts about you” with a peanut that i could put on a card. ~Samantha, New Britain, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It was two heart to get you a present.
  2. For our V-day dinner, set the lovin’ to ‘high’
  3. And you thought I never card about you.
  4. I baked you something special. Cuz all you knead is loaf.
  5. Let’s have a hearty dinner
  6. You and Me = A VD I got from Dupree
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MILKIN LOVE

Dear Pun Gents, my work colleagues and I need a team name for a charity walk called the MK Midnight Moo. Must have something to do with cows. ~Leanne, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Band of Brudders
  2. Cow Tech
  3. Heiferbody Say Moo
  4. Moo From a Hill
  5. Milkin Keynes
  6. Wooly Bull
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OLD FOLKS ROAM

Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Geri’s Kids
  2. Grandmarathon
  3. Long Distaunts
  4. Last Legs
  5. Runs In Stockings
  6. Speedomestics
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