If you’re operating a float plane in the bush, bring a flies water.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The Queen ordered that all the redwoods in England be cut down, because despite their height they gave very little shade. “They are guilty,” she said, “of high tree sun.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
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