Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.
Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.
I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
Hypothetical situations are best described as whether forecasts.
What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.
A misplaced comma can cause a lot of confusion. Did you know that Nicholas Cage auditioned for Dirty, Hairy?
How can you detect a lie? Use telephony.
In the 1980s, incredible basketball talent was found in a man, Jordan.
Scientology on Demand: aka Dianetflix. It’s a streaming of consciousness.

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