Centuries ago, the Swiss clockmaking guild persecuted anyone who stepped out of line; many members were accused of watchcraft.
Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
Four new Puns on Demand filled today
When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.
I was so upset when the woman at the Avis kiosk told me the surcharge for the in-car GPS. I wailed aloud and rent my Garmins.
Which celeb has furry hands? Prints Harry.
Global massage-taking population is made up of the haves and the have-knots.
After Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger’s writing career stayed in a Holden pattern. And he would never field any cauls.
My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”
Sounds effects pioneer Thomas Dolby graduated from university magna cum loud.
Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!


