Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
Feminists have high standards. They’re always razing the bra.
NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird?
ED: No…
NED: Well I can’t tell you.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – it’s ill eagle.
For every level of grief, there is a tier of joy.
How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
Metoonym: aka a trendy buzzword.
Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!