If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.
Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
When someone farts he becomes the scenter of attention.
Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?
Yo’ Semite!
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
When you go skydiving, it helps to down a pair o’ shooters.
People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.
When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.


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