Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
The most credulous people are from La Paz, aka the Believians.
If your friend says “Let’s have a sausage party”, you better prepare for the wurst.
Fascism was heil-ly popular in its day.
There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
When our office network goes down, look out – it’s like Silence of the LANs.
When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.



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