Let us not speak of my failure to open a jar. After all, I have pried.
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
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Frank Zappa.
(15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Which celebrity is rudest when raking leaves? Kurt Russell
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Being nude? I can’t bare it.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
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