When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

If someone cries ‘Fart!’ in a crowded theatre, everyone must exit in an odourly fashion.
Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It’s a slippery slop.
NED: I cut my leg. It’s bleeding.
ED: Quick, get a bandage.
NED: I can’t. I don’t believe in gauze.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true. I am ragnostic.
If you want to get into the female genital piercing business, now is the time to stake your clam.
Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.
Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
Why were hangings in the Old West very well attended by caterers?
Because, they said “I hear there’s gonna be a luncheon!”
Best of @pungents #bookswithonelettermissing