Retracing Rachel and Ross’ relationship requires a Friendsic scientist.
Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.


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