The Shias and their rivals sometimes clash violently, but the Spunni Muslims love to cuddle.
Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.
What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.
NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
I’m an expert on Fascist Italy. I know all sorts of Mussolinious trivia.
NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the parabowlers.
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.
Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.

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