Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.

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True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.

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