What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
Glassblowers are sadists. They keep inflicting pane.
Salt puns are just sodium.
What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.
Is it very fun when a Frenchman tells you to pronounce the words ‘ink’, then ‘Roy’, then ‘apple’?
Indeed – say ink Roy apple!
Dear Pun Gents, We are opening a creative design studio specializing in motion design and animation. Our clients partner with us to convey their message, describe their company or sell their products through engaging, beautifully crafted and well written videos. We need a fun and short name for the studio. PLEASE HELP US :D. ~Jouay, Marrakech, Morocco
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Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.