My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
A haircut is good. It relieves tress.
I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
STAR TECH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting a tech website and YouTube channel that does tech reviews (microphones, keyboards, mice, PC’s, desk gadgets, how-to software tutorials, gaming setups, monitors etc) and wanted a short and clever pun for the name. The whole idea is that it’s less polished and professional than some of the big YouTube channels with a bit more humour and personality rather than spouting off the technical facts. ~Ian, Bingham, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Hot for Techer [Hot for Teacher]
- Inspect Your Gadget / Inspector of Gadgets
- Tech Mech
- Know Way Know-How
- An Offer You Can’t Reviews
- General Electron
- How-To, Pardner
- Tech too
- Techknowledgey
- Tech My Word For It
- Techin’ Care of Business
- Tech Bytes
- Star Tech
- Tech Talk (tick tock, if timed reviews)
- Tech Dirty to Me
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.

