Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a pub crawl with theme “Where’s Wally?” ~Barry, New York City
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- Be Where of Wally?
- The Wally Crawly
- Join us at the Waldo-Astoria
- Don’t be a Wally-flower
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a pub crawl with theme “Where’s Wally?” ~Barry, New York City
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Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK
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Which Transformers had fake breasts?
The Decepticones.
If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.
Dear Pun Gents, I have a friend who is thinking of starting a home organizing business where they organize your clutter. Her last name is Cruze and her nickname is Cruzer. I’m looking for punny names to call this company. ~Wang, Minneapolis, MN (long time fan)
The history of chemistry is sordid: there are ampoule accounts of vial behavior.
Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England
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Dear Pun Gents, a pun about the beauty of life. ~Jill, Edmonton, AB
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1. Laugh is beautiful
2. Like the man who survives cancer knows – tumor ‘ow’ is another day
3. All you need is life
4. Life is a real sun off a beach
5. Happiness is a warm pun.
Suntanning in the tropics is my ray-zone d’etre.
Dear Pun Gents, Heidi from cloud control is in business as a cake racketeer, what should her slogan be? ~Emma, Melbourne
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