The history of chemistry is sordid: there are ampoule accounts of vial behavior.
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Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ahead of the Package
- It’ll beer here soon
- Hot Fee Mails
- Booze De-livery
- Pickup Artists
- Large Package Handlers
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Dear Pun Gents, a pun about the beauty of life. ~Jill, Edmonton, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. Laugh is beautiful
2. Like the man who survives cancer knows – tumor ‘ow’ is another day
3. All you need is life
4. Life is a real sun off a beach
5. Happiness is a warm pun.
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Dear Pun Gents, Heidi from cloud control is in business as a cake racketeer, what should her slogan be? ~Emma, Melbourne
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Pastry de resistance
- Bucake
- I’m a cakey muthaf******
- Let them cake meet!
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a giveaway that a company involved with phones and bluetooth devices does every Friday. ~Torin, Snoqualmie, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Pho… Pho… Phone! Merry Xmas!
- Phone-me of the State
- Catching Phlies with Phoney
- The bluetooth and nothing but the bluetooth
- John Wilkes Bluetooth
- It’s a call amity!
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny band name pun. ~Mikey, Plattsburgh, NY
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Band Aid
- Songofabitch
- Of Chorus
- Recorduroy
- The Strolling Strones
- Living Color Me Badly Drawn Boy George Michael Jackson Five for Fighting Miss Daisy
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Dear Pun Gents, a roller derby name related to the NY Yankees (Not Bronx Bombers), Harry Potter, or video games. ~Dee, Norwich, CT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Jeterbugs
- Damaged Yankees
- A-rod and Stick
- Hogwarts Warthogs
- Snapers
- Halofire
- Wiisels
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Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I are competing in a charity treasure hunt, where the theme is the Chinese New Year. This is the year of the tiger: Got any ‘tiger’ names? ~Dana, Rohnert Park, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Stripe Search
- Orange Rover
- Claw of the Jungle
- Bigcatted Remarks
- Tigers love the gnu ear celebrations.
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