If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
Garry Kasparov‘s favourite wood is chestnut.
If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
I swallowed a dictionary. You can quote me on that, verb ate em.
Let us help. We’re Can-aidian.
Eminem came on stage and the audience was rapped.
How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.
Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
When will it rain in Jamaica? Soon, mon, soon.
Prostitutes are buy sexual.


