Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
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ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Sal Monella has a bit of a reputation. Something about being chicken.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!”
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
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