I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
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