The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.
accidents
Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.


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