I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
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