Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
anatomy
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.
When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
What do roads and butt cracks have in common: asphalt.


